YOU LOOK SO ABSURD, YOU LOOK SO OBSCENE.

ME as an "emo-ticon".

Frank Benson and Jeff Simmermon as Karl Lagerfeld and his manservant.

Lauren Devine and Scott Hug as Piggy and Kermit.

David Riley as Rafael the Ninja Turtle.

:*(

:( and Ryan Trecartin as... a raisin? A "hot Karl"? Where's Karl?

MINISTRY - "Everyday Is Halloween"

All photos by Frank Benson & Xavier Cha.