I'M CLOSER TO BECOMING A TANPIRE EVERYDAY

As you may or may not know, I am working on the first draft of a screenplay about "tanpires". This blog entry should be proof that I own that term should anything legal come up. I plan to skip over the current vampire trend's stale hover by virtue of the fact that if this vomatrocious script is ever to be produced it will undoubtedly be close to ten years from now. Naturally, I hope that I can coax Tanlines to be on the soundtrack. Tanlines are like the Bill & Ted of dance music in Brooklyn, only their bogus journey takes you on a tour of Ibiza and Sweden where your kool-aid gets laced with opium and you wind up sinking into a tropical sunset bedspread from which you may never emerge alive again.

Are you obsessed yet? Check out my recent HINT feature of their song "New Flowers" which I shall also post below in 5, 4, 3, 2


TANLINES - "New Flowers"

Photo by James Ryang.