Open Season #3: Mark Treise

I needed to know what Mark needs for summer because I feel like he and I have the same chromosomes missing in our DNA. He wears leather jackets all the time and always has his hair in his face no matter how hot it is (however, he's able to pull off a sexy look in cut-offs that you'd never see coming). Mark appreciates it when people lose their tempers and make enemies because it helps to know where people stand. Mark believes in reverb and guitar distortion like a religion, and his music is my favorite loud thing to blast while mind expanding, home alone. His vocabulary scares me but I should be scared. We should all be very, very, very scared. I just watched the republican national convention on TV and that Vice Presidential nominee who's trying to ban sex education reminded me of Angelica Huston in that scary scene from Witches when she takes off her face. I think Mark is a prophet and it's time for everyone to listen up. When I first moved to NYC, this cute brunette girl came up to me at Santo's and said with the vivisected dispirit of a lovesick Manson girl, "THERE'S NO ONE IN THE WORLD LIKE MARK TREISE. MARK TREISE IS A GENIUS." My impulse was to run, but I know how she feels. Here are Mark's 20!!! summer essentials:

"Seasons in San Francisco Don't Exist
The Summer is the Winter is The Fall is the Spring
I Left my house this August morning and smelled Christmas"

1. Summer Time Blues
2. LSD
3. Sun Glasses
4. Sex
5. Marijuana
5. Alcohol
6. Walking everywhere in the City
7. Spending every free moment on music creating GOD sound
8. Coffee/Tea
9. Swimming though I haven't swam all summer (I've had a dreary summer)
10. Seeing live music at all costs, I want to see every band ever
11. Writing all day in lame coffee shops, loathing the human race
12. Leather Jacket
13. Not biting your tongue, getting in trouble, holding peers accountable
14. Pouring my soul through the love of my life Liza Thorn
15. Pain Killers
16. Lighting augmenting live painting in light, refractions artificial
17. Rivers moving water showers till the warm water's gone
18. Shaking my head wondering what's this is all about
19. Eating Lamb
20. Slipping into obscurity watching everything fade away

Mark's band is called JEALOUSY. Duh, get a clue.

Jealousy - Intro Track
Jealousy - "Churn"
Jealousy - "Night Stalking"